A Highly Unlikely Scenario, Or A Neetsa Pizza Employee's Guide To Saving The World (2014) - Plot & Excerpts
No cranks, no callers saying they’d ordered super not supernal, not even a wrong number. Leonard wasn’t worried, not at first—satellites blew up all the time, Neetsa Pizza always worked it out. He took time to catch up on the online antics of Sue & Susheela. And to ask questions of the Brazen Head: Q: Are Sue & Susheela really twins? With each other, I mean. A: They entered this world more or less at the same time and for the same purpose. Over and out! By night two, Leonard would have welcomed even a crank. He was not always optimally compassionate with cranks, though on this matter, Neetsa Pizza was clear: all callers deserve the best, which is to say, a pizza shaped according to Pythagorean principles. In principle, though not always in practice, Leonard subscribed to this creed, which also stated: Those who experience a rending of their joy are in pain. Clients must be relieved of their pain. It is a sacred calling to restore clients to optimal satisfaction. Pain is relieved through compassion.
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