My sister actually tried to fuck my man! Goddamn you, Frankie! You and your fucking burning bush! “She come to my room, baby,” Étie tried to explain as calmly as possible, but he was obviously very upset. “And she drunk. I invite her in. We talk. I go to pee. Come back and she naked! I say to her, ‘What you doing, Francesca?’ ‘Nothing yet,’ she say, ‘but I’m here to do my husband.’” “What?!” “That’s right, baby. That what she say! I tell her, ‘Francesca, you must put on your clothes and leave!’ But she no listen. She come to me. I back away, but she get to me, have me against wall. Then she grab my pinga.” “She grabbed your dick?!” I gasped in startled anger. “Sí. So I grab her hand, snatch it away from me. I rush out the door. I in resort lobby now. What I should do?” “You go back to your room,” I said, trying my best to contain myself. “And you put her drunk ass out!” “But she naked.” “Then put her naked drunk ass out! And throw her clothes out the door after her.
