I booked us a hotel room down at the Hydro. The day was all about being pampered. He spent the morning playing golf while I was given a deep massage by a Turkish guy who didn’t speak any English. We met up for lunch. I had a healthy soup with a roll and Simon had the steak dinner. In the afternoon, Simon had a swim and went to the sauna. I had my nails done, had blond streaks put into my hair and went for a walk. When we went down for dinner in the hotel restaurant, I told Simon I’d forgotten my phone and needed it to take pictures with so we’d not forget a thing. I ran back up the stairs and set to work. I covered my mouth in dark lipstick and kissed the bed all over. The kisses decorated the pillows and the sheets as though it were a painting in a gallery or something. I took the roses that the hotel had provided and gently pulled off the petals. I sprinkled them all over the bed. The finishing touch was a squirt or three of Simon’s favourite perfume, the Jean Paul Gaultier Classique Eau De Toilette from the bottle in the shape of a naked woman.
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