Or perhaps they’ve had the feeling that they were just looking too damn smart and are just looking to “dumb down” their appearance as much as possible. In 1979, Bo Derek did the impossible: she ran down a beach—in slow motion—in a very revealing swimsuit—in broad daylight, no less—in front of a MOVIE camera—and she looked mind-numbingly gorgeous doing it. There’s a logical explanation for her ability to do these things, of course: she sold her soul to the Devil. No mortal woman living in 1979 could have done such a thing. Sure, today you’ve got your Camerons and your Venuses—superstars of screen and sports—who have actual human bodies that could bear up to such baring, but exercise and healthful eating had not yet been invented in 1979. Bulimia hadn’t even been born yet. So there you have it, devil-spawn not human girl—no comparison. Aren’t you glad now you didn’t slash your wrists after you watched 10? The other thing that the Bo-demon did that has wreaked havoc on humanity for lo, these many years, was she actually looked GOOD in that ridiculous hairdo.
