CARCATERRA Check out these pics, [insert image of saleswomen here; make Blowfish prominent] These women did not want to sell me a shirt. Why? Because I'm fat. And Hotchix clearly doesn't want fat people wearing their clothes, [insert image of me in the dressing room] In fact, they didn't want to wait on me at all. And they had plenty to say, trust me, as if Fat Girl doesn't have ears and can't get her feelings hurt just like the next girl, [insert image of snottiest expressions] Ask any Fat Girl you know, or any large guy for that matter. They'll tell you what it feels like to walk into a store like this and be glared at like you're nasty rotten gum on the bottom of somebody's pointy-toed witchy-poo shoe. But before you go picketing outside Hotchix, know two very important things. First, Freddie Acosta already told those women off, and once you've been told off by Freddie, trust me, there's not much left to say.
