Here are the top ten stupid date night ideas I found on the Internet. (I swear I did not make these up.) 10. Put on your sexiest stilettos and sip fancy cocktails at a hotel bar. I’m hoping the heels are for the ladies, but still. Watch your step. You won’t feel too sexy on the stretcher en route to the nearest ER. 9. Bubble bath for two with candles and champagne. Ah… the classic. Remember that what passes for sexy in the movies does not necessarily translate into your real life. Unless you really enjoy taking baths and you and your lovahhh can fit neatly into the tub together, this play might be out of your league. Then again, bubbles hide a multitude of [cheesecake] sins. 8. Make a meal of aphrodisiac oysters. Slurping oysters from the shell is supposed to be hot. Perhaps, but if you’re leery about tomatoes and bagged spinach, raw seafood may not be in your comfort zone. 7. Grown up trick-or-treating. Again, I did not make this up. One site actually suggested putting on a sexy outfit and knocking on the bedroom door.
