I was feeling the need to do some deep breathing and download all this. I was also feeling the need to pee, so I excused myself and used the ladies’ room. After I was done, I walked out and heard a man with a Cuban accent calling, “Yoo-hoo, girlfriend. Excuse me.” I kept walking. There was nothing more mortifying than thinking someone was calling you when it was someone else they wanted. Now the voice was right behind me. “Hello, girl with a pearl earring.”I turned around and looked down at a guy wearing a T-shirt that said PLEASE DON’T FEED THE MODELS. He almost bumped into me. All ninety-eight pounds of him. “You dropped this.” He handed me my earring. “It just fell off. Ooh, look, there’s the back.” He plucked the tiny back off the floor and handed it to me.“Omigod, thank you. Someone gave them to me. She’d kill me if I lost them.”“I know what you mean. I lost my friend’s leather pants once and he never spoke to me again.”“How did you lose your pants?”“Listen, if I had a buck for every time someone asked me that…”I liked this little guy.
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