"Well, better to find out now when you are only a few weeks into the whole thing than wasting years on him," Janet said. "It's just so strange, he really didn't seem like the type. I honestly thought he was falling in love with me. If you saw his face and all the things he said to me, it's so hard to believe it was all lies." "I can't see any logical reason that he would have condoms in his bag, other than that he plans to have sex while he's away. I know how hard this must be, coming fresh out of your relationship with Fuckwit, honey, but it seems like you found another asshole," Janet paused, hearing Claire sob at the other end of the line. "I'm such a fucking idiot to fall for these men. What is wrong with me? Seriously?" Claire sobbed. "Nothing's wrong with you, except maybe you are a bum magnet. Just come here and stay for a while. Now you have two men to get over, you definitely need your big sister.
