I need to remember to wear sweats next time she’s around. She lifts the cup to her lips and after she takes a sip of the coffee, she licks her lower lip making sure it’s all clean. I am salivating just watching her mouth. “David, are you ignoring me?” My right hand is still under the table pushing down my overly excited bulge. Don’t be weird or she’ll never come back. “Sorry, what?” She gives me a full smile and I’m lost. I want to taste those lips so badly it hurts. Literally. Pain, down south, excruciating, making me unable to think straight. “You were ignoring me. I was asking exactly where we're going tree hunting.” “Oh that. No need to look so scared. It’s not like I can take you out in the woods and have my way with you while Lily is with us.” Now that’s an idea. Woods and the two of us alone. Ok, I have officially lost my mind. “Ok, if that’s out, then where are we going?”