XO, A To:
[email protected] From:
[email protected] Date: June 22nd Subject: ???
Um . . . do you, like, not live here anymore? There’s someone else in your apartment, with, like, not your stuff. Am I fired? Is this because I ate your caviar?
If I don’t hear back from you, I’m going to take the rest of the day off, cool?
XO, Cassie To:
[email protected] From:
[email protected] Date: June 22nd Subject: You are amazing You are beyond compare. You are the best. You rock my world.
• • • • “You are never going to guess who I heard from on Match!” I exclaim.
“Hold up, do I hear a car radio? Are you driving? You’re actually talking to me on your mobile while you’re behind the wheel, Miss Nine Americans Die Every Day Due to Distracted Driving? Miss One in Four Motor Vehicle Crashes Involve a Cellular Device?
