Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL (2000) - Plot & Excerpts
You MUST understand something before you buy this book------ > Just in case you missed the synopsis and before you buy this book, you must understand that this is a parody of every steamy romance known to mankind. This book wasn't written as a great piece of literature, it wasn't even supposed to be a great and believable romance. It is what it is -- a JOKE!I want to thank a pal of mine who pointed this book out to me and thought I would enjoy it after I had surgery. I'm sure she never figured I would actually read it, but darn it contained stuff that I just couldn't resist and I'm glad she found this for me.Dear God I hate to think of the research that Luke Young had to put up with. Every trite stereotype of the romance genre was in here and every mistake a certain type of author could make was in here, all in glorious white chocolate!I have never seen so many cliches of the genre all rolled into one novella like this. I was simultaneously cringing as I was laughing my butt off while reading this.In one package we have a billionaire Chocolate mogul who is also a part time navy SEAL out for revenge,he has a HUGE man part and ten-pack abs. He is also handsome and a stuttering sort of simple man who is sort of a virgin and all these traits are rolled up into our 'hero'. We also have a *itch of a fiance,a father forcing his son into marriage, a chocolate company that is going down the tubes, the best friend of the hero's deceased girlfriend who has been known to get it on with almost an entire football team...at one time, and some fabulous but unbelievable sex scenes.This made me laugh until I almost popped out the new lens I had put during cataract surgery!Posted by Dianne on Monday, December 09, 2013 No comments: This was a short book but I did love the characters in it. The terrorists were funny being so incompetent and I loved their name for Brock, 'cocoa-death' cause he smells like white chocolate! Marci improved at the very end but she was more then just a bit of a bitch! I did like Stephanie and Carol. Brock's father not as much, he seems to care too much about money. A good, sexy and at times funny read. If you're looking for a fun quick read, I'd recommend it.
What do You think about Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL (2000)?
Good for a giggle. I'm so curious about what this author could write, other than chic-lit.
—Moon
Sexy book but stupid, stupid story and typos galore. Quick fun read but dumb book
—Bubble
