I’ll do this for one more day.” I applied the last bit of my make-up and checked my image in the mirror. “If he wins tonight, then I’ll break up with him tomorrow so it won’t hurt that bad.”“It’s going to tear him apart regardless, Heisman trophy or not. Not to mention you told me you were breaking up with them last week and the week before that.” Pipe’s voice sounded over my cell phone. I had him on speaker. Luckily, Jay and Cynthia waited for me downstairs at the hotel bar, so they couldn’t hear our conversation.“I mean it this time,” I said.“What’s the problem with being in a threesome?”Only Pipe would ask that. Anyone else would understand right away.I turned from side to side. My sleeveless black dress clung just right and gave the impression that I actually had hips and a behind. “Our relationship is weird.”“Life is weird.”“No, Pipe. Actually, life is not weird. For you it is, of course, but that’s because you’re freaking unusual. But for the rest of us, it’s pretty normal.”He laughed.
