Jennings likes to patrol first lunch because it's the unruliest of all three lunch periods. Juniors, man. They are a seriously crazy bunch. See? Carefully orchestrated plan coming together just like clockwork. You can almost hear the Mission Impossible theme music playing in the background as I sidle my way quickly into his office. A moment later I quietly close and lock the door behind me. First part of the plan- total success. Now it's on to phase two. I locate the black phone sitting on the corner of his ridiculously organized desk. Sheesh, can you say anal retentive? Mr. Jennings is a total neat freak. Unable to resist, I rearrange a few things on his desk just to mess with him before picking up the phone. Luckily there are instructions for using the PA system otherwise I'd be up shit creek without a proverbial paddle. Taking a deep breath, I press the four digits. And voila, I'm on the speaker system being broadcasted to the school at large.
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