They make people so rude. Orlando: I feel ya. Andrei: For the past 10 minutes, I’ve watched my waiter texting instead of taking my order. Orlando: You need to get passive aggressive. Start talking real loud about people who don’t think they have to work around there. Andrei: Since I’m alone, that would make me look crazy. Andrei: Want to have lunch with me? We can be aggressive together. Orlando: Where are you? Andrei: Devlin’s on West End. Orlando: I can be there in 5. * Orlando: Why can’t people drive in the rain? Everyone slows down to 5mph, like they’ve never seen water falling from the sky before. Andrei: Are you texting and driving? Orlando: No. I’m sitting in the drive-thru at the bank. Andrei: That’s good. I don’t want anything to happen to you. Andrei: Well, not anything where I’m not involved. Orlando: Want to have dinner with me tonight? Andrei: I’d love to. * Andrei: Is it this weekend or next that you’re on call? Orlando: Next. Andrei: Want to go to Denver with me this weekend?
