This comes as no surprise given the apparent runaway success of the “Moan/Cum for Bigfoot” series, but this story gets our very first 10/10 tentacle review. Wade paces the story well, provides some seriously creepy atmospherics, and provides genuinely funny and arousing moments (usually not at the same time). The prose is straightforward and solid, with few typos and never any awkward syntax. The story sets up the next one well, but not in an annoying way that makes you feel as if you’re being cheated, as this story has a clear narrative arc. If you’re looking for an introduction to the monster erotica genre, this is a great place to begin. So many of the stories sell on their titillating or funny premise alone, only to disappoint the reader with their low quality. Wade does not disappoint. Highly recommended. Hmm. Hmmmm.HMMMMMMMMM.I learned about the existence of this book from one of the many online articles about Amazon and their rocky relationship with self-published "monster erotica".On a boring weekend night, my boyfriend and I decided to download this book (free on Amazon so I did not pay squat for it) and read it out loud for a good laugh. We also have a soft spot for all things bigfoot-related.Oh, boy.I was expecting some kind of play on the classic tale of "Beauty and the Beast" plus cheesy sex scenes. Y'know: girl meets creature, girl and creature spend time together, fall in love, yadda yadda. You know the cliché. Nope. Not that.What this book offers is kidnapping, rape, and infidelity. And if these teenagers are underage, then there is underage sex in the mix, too. An evening meant for bouts of laughter was soon soured.So. Meh. Got a few awkward laughs out of us (at the interactions between Porsche and the dad of another teen. Oh, gawd. Haaaaa), but a lot of side-eyeing and groans.Conclusion: terrible book. Not even a "so bad it is good" book. Uncomfortable scenes, below mediocre writing, and meant for shock value. There are plenty of other pieces of cheese in the fast growing "monster love" genre to try out. Do not bother with this series.
What do You think about Cum For Bigfoot (2011)?
Don't judge me! Had to read the new "happening" fiction genre. Ha Ha, was funny.
—AG11
