We rarely imbibe in anything else as I have always encouraged my family to drink it ever since I was witness to a demonstration in which an old coin had been left in a glass of Coca-Cola only to emerge twelve hours later looking as though it were brand spanking new. I thought to myself at the time ‘If Coca-Cola can clean up and old coin like that, just think what a wonderful job it will do of keeping my intestines clear,’ and my family and I have been drinking it ever since. What I particularly like about Coca-Cola is that it is so consistent. What you see is what you get, as they say. As I was only remarking the other day to a chap at the dentists where I’d taken two of my sons - Henry to have a couple of teeth out and Marcus for twelve fillings - ‘Thank God there is one drink on the market that you can depend on.’ Could I ask a favour of you? We will shortly be having friends visit us for a few days and they are very strict vegetarians.
