Dear Dumb Diary #7: Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (2013) - Plot & Excerpts
I loved this book it is almost the bestest book I ever read. Because Jamie is super funny and crazy like first she thinks that zombie santa is funny tacking away Aageline but then she said that now zombie santa is a little crepy now! I had learned to never undererestimate your dumbness or else you will end up like Jamie in 1,000 problems!I reallyLOVED this book you should read but do not forget to look out for those funny pictures!Read this book know you go to read it its just great.I wish that every kid could a chace to read this book. In this book jamie has to go to the prom and practice how to dance and after the prom she is going to eat tacos with seacrit admirer and practice eating tacos with out getting her mouth drity.one bizzy girl huh!So read this book!!! Hey! This series is super funny!!This particular title is also good if you've recently gotten married, especially if you want to know the perspective of a middle-school-aged kid who is forced to be a bridesmaid. Here are a couple of my favorite parts:ON BRIDESMAID SHOES--"We tried on a lot of shoes. We tried on some of those ones with really pointy toes that would be handy if you wanted to shish kebab something while looking elegant. We tried on some really flat ones that would be perfect if the look you were going for was a ballerina that doesn't have any other kind of shoe to wear except those blunt slippers that make you look shorter than you actually are. We tried on some of those shoes that restrain you with a lot of straps that also make it look like maybe your foot is a dangerous animal that you're concerned might escape."ON GETTING READY FOR A WEDDING--"By the time we were done, I have to say I did NOT understand why people get married. There is just too much work involved. I'm pretty sure that if they made divorces this complicated, more people would stay together out of pure laziness. Here's how I think the Divorce Ceremony should go:* You have to invite all the guests that were at the wedding, and they get their wedding presents back. * At the end of the ceremony, instead of kissing, they bite each others faces.*Bridesmaids still have to wear gross dresses. (They make more sense here.)"
What do You think about Dear Dumb Diary #7: Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (2013)?
so far its my favorite ohh gosh i got to go read it
—kenmatsuseiji
