When I tried to persuade her to stay here with me, she said that she couldn’t neglect her family duties, but because of the request I made in my poem she’s decided to let me sit in the tree outside her bedroom window and watch her sleep.I can’t do many of the romantic things that vampires do for human women, like carrying them to Paris for the weekend, but I’m sure I can manage to sit in a tree for a few hours. I have arranged to be in the tree at half past twelve tonight, after her parents have fallen asleep, at which point Chloe will open her bedroom curtain.Spoilt brat update: My sister has announced that she wants learn to ride a pony. What a ridiculous idea! Imagine the fuss all the animals would make if she strolled into a pony trekking centre. I told her about my experience in the zoo but she took no notice.Even if the ponies were stupid enough to let my sister near them, how long would she be able to resist sticking her teeth into one of their veiny necks?When will my sister accept that she’s not the princess of a magical rainbow kingdom, but a ruthless and bloodthirsty killer like the rest of us?Spoilt brat newsflash: My parents told my sister she isn’t allowed pony lessons.
