Don't Ever Change UNCORRECTED E-PROOF—NOT FOR SALEHarperCollins Publishers..................................................................Lindsay: r u thereme: i’m here, heyLindsay: can’t talk 2 long, have rehearsal in an hour, but wanna at least say hime: rehearsal for whatLindsay: pirates of penzance, i’m n itme: you’re an actressLindsay: yahme: yr a theater majorLindsay: yah, whut r ume: wlpLindsay: ?????me: writing, literature, and publishingLindsay: oh weirdme: i guess emerson does have a rlly good theater deptLindsay: yah but i wanna go 2 londonme: whenLindsay: i wanna transfer after 2 yrsme: to london??Lindsay: u evr heard of the west endme: i think my parents used to watch that showLindsay: no, it’s n london, where they do all the playsme: londonLindsay: u evr beenme: not reallyLindsay: it’s tha bestme: but aren’t you excited for boston and for emersonLindsay: yah of course but i’m also thinkin bout after thatme: so yr a pirateLindsay: no i’m the daughterme: sounds like a good partLindsay: tha leed!me: i wish i could see itLindsay: ever been 2 SD?me: sea world, yeahLindsay: wanna come back?me: hmm got this job nowLindsay: sat n sun?me: maybeLindsay: i can get u free tix 2 my playme: i’ll seeLindsay: can’t b leeve we r gonna b roomies evr shared a room?me: i have a sisterLindsay: me 2, she’s 11me: i’m a counselor and my girls are all 9Lindsay: the worstme: u think?Lindsay: they r so mean 2 each other, meaner than hi skool 4 sureme: hmmLindsay: whut r yr girls likeme: i don’t really knowLindsay: hahame: got any tipsLindsay: NO hahame: i’m teaching them to writeLindsay: dont they alrdy know how 2 writeme: no, like, to write a story or a poemLindsay: oh kool evr write plays?me: not reallyLindsay: u shd, i can be in itme: maybeLindsay: 4 emerson, u know AH!
