Jimenez, The Fourth Thing About Me: here is something that I don’t like: C-H-A-N-G-E! You know that big sign on the interstate, when you first drive into Constant? It reads: “Welcome to Constant. Where the Good Life Never Changes.” That’s 100 percent not true. The “good life” changes all the time in Constant! Just this week they cut down that giant magnolia tree in front of the library! The Dairy Queen went out of business a few months ago, and they turned it into a computer store. On a hot summer day, I want a Blizzard, not a surge protector. Everything in my life that was good has changed. My grandmother died, a dirty rat stole her shop, my dad is going to miss my birthday, and I don’t even get to go to the same school as my best friend. If everything in your life is good right now, Mr. Jimenez, all I can say is you better watch out. “Welcome to Constant. Where the Good Life Gets You Clobbered.” I am thinking of having a T-shirt made with that written on the front of it.
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