I loved Astrid and Ethan: "Wait a minute," I demanded, untangling my mouth from his. "How did I lose my shirt?" "I couldn't sleep." "So getting me partially naked helped you sleep?" I narrowed my eyes and tried not to focus on his perfectly ripped chest. "No," he grinned. "But it made staying awake a lot more fun." The boy has some damn stamina, "he was delighted. "Oh baby, I'm a Vampyre. I can direct where I want the blood in my body to go." He grabbed my hand and guided it to his rock-hard pe***." There is always humor in Robyn's books so when you pick one up you know that you're probably going to pi** yourself laughing and you're gonna have a grand ole' time with each other characters. Two of my favorite supernatural characters of all time have been Charley Davidson of the Darynda Jones nTH Grave on the.... series and Betsy the Vampire Queen of the MaryJanice Davidson Undead and... series. Well the protagonist of this unbelievably entertaining series by Robyn Peterman is and incredible mix of the two combining high fashion sense of Betsy with the in-your-face chutzpa of Charley. Our heroine is the product of a mating between a psychotic Demon (the Brother of Satan, no less) and his abused, deranged and equally psychotic wife. This much alone should be enough to get you to read the book but if it's not enough let me just toss in that the cast of characters includes a Guardian Angel with a potty mouth who is an Oprah look alike and a 2000 year old Fairy warrior who is fashion sense challenged and bear a strong resemblenc to a former Governor of California. Oh and a drop dead handome 522 year old Vampyre Prince. Give it a read and you won't be able to put it down this one I read in 2 nights staying up way past my normal bedtime to get it done.
What do You think about Fashionably Dead (2000)?
Probably just me, but I just could not get into this book. Too chicklitish for my taste. YMMV.
—ninapatel94
loved this. truly laugh out loud funny and couldn't put it down. quick fun read
—coolio
Quirky dialogue. A couple of spots that made me snort.
—beguiled
