What an oddly timed revelation earlier in French Kiss’s van, realizing consciously for the first time that he didn’t really support his wife. And that makes him wonder what else he doesn’t know. He’s still dosed on Scout’sHonor!® so he walks toward the bathroom to ogle his face in the mirror while he finds out about himself, one nosebleed at a time.On his way there, however, he hears more Johnny Cash coming from LapLand. He opens the door and walks in. There the lifeguard sits, perched high in his chair, guarding an empty pool.“Oh, fantastic, it’s the guy who thinks this is all a dream.”“I now know this is real,” Coffen says.“I’m pretty busy, so do you mind?”“Will you play a game with me?”“No thanks,” the lifeguard says.“Is my nose bleeding?”“Is that part of the game? Because I’m pretty sure I said that I didn’t want to play.”“Is my nose bleeding?”“You’re going to keep badgering me until I answer you, right?”“Yes.”“Your nose is not bleeding.”“I love my wife and I believe in her,”
