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Filthy Gorgeous (2000)

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Filthy Gorgeous (2000) - Plot & Excerpts

The lead male character's mind reminds me of what it would be like if Austin Powers was on Viagra & you had access to his horny thoughts.On a sexual comedy scale this book scores a laughable five if that was the authors intent.There is no dark alpha male in these pages just a horny 17 year old trapped in a 29 year old's body.On a heat scale nothing scorches because I was laughing too hard.If you find constant humor a turn on than this book is going to melt your underwear.Judging by the book's title & warning blurb I expected adult filth not adult mirth.A more appropriate blurb would have been 'beware of contents.You could die laughing'..but instead I got this: Devilishly handsome SWM, 29, 6’1”, 180lbs, with dark brown hair and green eyes seeks a gorgeous woman for amazing sex and possible marriage.No crazies need apply.FILTHY seeks GORGEOUS for mutually destructive long term relationship – possible marriage.Ladies, this is your lucky day.I’m emotionally unavailable, afraid of commitment, and fantastic in bed.Interested? Then read on …Me: Tall. Dark. Handsome. Rich (almost).Need I go on?Alright then: Harvard-educated. Hedonistic workaholic. Master of the oral arts.Skilled pastry chef. Great dancer. Currently impotent—you’re the solution.Interests: Rumpology. Cruising in the Aston. Cunnilingus. Ornithology. Russian vodka. Golf. Playing with my cock.Unique Selling Point: I have two cocks.You: 26-35 year old. Gorgeous. Long legs. Good actress. Animal lover.Enjoys nocturnal activities. Dynamite in bed. Experience with handling a cock cage.NOT CRAZY.Although to be fair to the author this is billed as a romantic comedy.On that note you would be crazy not to read this book or reply to that advert. I will start by writing this...and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one, I waited a long time to read this book. I don't know if it was the title, the cover, or the quotes that were published, which by the way are quite funny, and as I was reading there was something on the back of my mind, not bothering me , something, present on my mind, and then it all made sense... I was transported to Tangled by Emma Chase (whose writting I love) and I found some similarities.- At the begining, the super macho guy tottaly depressed over a girl, something he never thought would ever happended to him. - The humor, the "fights" or sexy combacks between the characters, the longtime friendships, the eternal walking std boyfriend, the parents, ella's friend reminded me of Lexi, Drew's sister, ohhh I have to say this the gumm blowjob was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing, my stomach hurt soooo bad I was literaly crying at some point, but going back to the review it wasn't a bad book, as I wrote before I never stopped laughing, but I have to say it was kind of predictable after I remember the similarities with the other story.Besides that I am very excited to read more or any work Jodi Knight has for us.Sincerely, yours truly, a most expectant reader and now happy fan. (less)

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This was a great book from a mans point of view, and I laughed so hard.
—impnina

Filthy Gorgeous is now live over on Amazon.
—Rachel

Very funny book, I truly liked it.
—shell

Tangled Version 2.0
—fluriee

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