I knew she would be. She’s been acting like a jealous bitch all night and it’s driving me fuckin’ crazy. If she hadn’t just given me a blowjob, I would have ditched her altogether. Lola’s more fun anyway and she doesn’t try to transform me into some cookie-cutter boyfriend. Besides, I like hanging out with her more anyway. For as much as I get laid, I never have more fun than when I’m with the only girl I don’t have sex with. “Oh, so you can’t dance with me but you have no problem dancing with some big-titted freshman?” Kelsey snaps when I’m within earshot of her. I roll my eyes. “Mellow out, Kels,” I say calmly. “That ‘big-titted freshman’ is my best friend, so you need to just calm your shit down.” I don’t like her referring to Lola like that, but I chalk that up to just another thing that annoys me about Kelsey Vaughn. Why did I agree to go out with her anyway? Oh, right, because she’s the kind of girl who will blow you in the locker room at a school dance or let you fuck her from behind in her parents’ hot tub.
