She had spent the better part of the morning in the care of professional hands beautifying her nether region and now she wanted it dressed perfectly. It was, after all, the star of her show that she secretly titled Leah Gets Some…Finally. Or more elaborately, Leah’s Long-Deserved and Much-Anticipated Undoing. And if one traveled in the arty circles abroad, it would be dubbed as The Coming of Age of Leah’s Puritanical Pussy attached with the byline Featuring an Oscar-Winning Performance by an Incredibly Long Cock. Reviewers would say something along the lines of how without the multiple-incher, the entire evening would just have fallen apart. Standing ovation for the cock. Sex For Everyone would be quoted as saying, “The pinnacle of all scenes was, of course, the climax of the night when Leah—and we gotta love Leah—gets stuck with that amazing cock. Just amazing, the fit, the fuck…everything. It had to have had audiences creaming in their pants. A job well done.” The Only Fuckers’ Guide You’ll Ever Need, always trying to find some moral appreciation for their audience, would say, “Leah Jenkins, the hot South African newcomer, is certainly someone all young, legal-aged and consenting females could relate to and the way she rode that cock—wow, what a cock—would have any number of women going out and seeking their own rides.
