How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You (2012) - Plot & Excerpts
As the owner (or indentured servant) of two cats, I found this book hilarious - particularly the sections involving cats and computers, cats and food, cats and their plans for world domination... This book was a quick, funny read, and the ideal gift for any cat-slave. In fact, even those who have avoided slavery to cats will enjoy this - it'll reinforce their smugness about their choice not to be owned by a cat.And cats are plotting to take over the world, beginning with our home. It wasn’t funny.The part about the cat trying to kill me is actually only one small chapter.There is a chapter on how to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual, which refers to gay demons. Really?I read this using my kobo app on my iPhone. No matter what I did, I couldn’t get the image the right size to be read easily without being blurry. If I hadn’t been struggling with that maybe I would have found The Funny. Maybe.
What do You think about How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You (2012)?
I've had cats my whole life and I can attest that this is 100% accurate.
—wefwgq44
Such a funny read! It's a perfect gift for a cat owner.
—achesson
Manual para saber si tu gato intenta matarte.
—mermaidsora
