I'M NOT DEAD: The Journals Of Charles Dudley Vol.1 - Plot & Excerpts
I used generators to boost the house when the power clunks out on occasion, but the motors make a shitload of noise. I don’t keep them running at night because their rattling attracts Deviants like flies to a steaming pile of crap.Jane and I finally settled on a red and black monster truck looking Dodge RAM ruined by dozens of decorative decals along the bumper and back window. One read, “If God didn’t want us eating animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.” Amen.“Can you not watch me?” I asked Jane as I inserted the tubing into the tank.“Why?” she asked.“It’s embarrassing. I feel like I’m sucking someone off and you’re standing there watching. Just turn around.”“You want me to turn around? Fine, now you know how I feel,” she said.Touché, Jane, touché, but it’s sexy when you do it.I leaned forward a couple of times with my mouth gaping over the round, clear hose before I could actually do it. At the same moment, Jane and I heard yelling and screaming coming from the building ahead of us.“Los Diablos vienen!
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