Love In The Time Of Zombies (2014) - Plot & Excerpts
The fire isn’t my fault. It’s Katya Yusenoff’s. She’s the one who wrote the article for Zombopolitan magazine called “Zombie Xanadu: 6 Tips for a Lively Date with the Living Dead,” which provides a few simple guidelines for the perfect evening. Among her recommendations: Light softly-scented candles. Put out flowers. Sauté cow’s brains in an herbes de Provence sauce. I followed every tip to the letter, and now the roses are wilted, my date is on fire, and I can’t find my cat. This disaster is entirely Katya’s fault, but I really should have known better. Seventeen years after the H1Z1 virus turned 99.9999 percent of all human males into zombies, I know well enough that zombies aren’t boyfriend material. They’re putrefying lumps of rotting flesh that cause unnecessary traffic jams during the height of rush hour by lumbering into the street without looking both ways (or either way). And yet. Katya’s article had a winning, carefree tone that made dating a zombie seem like a madcap lark, a screwball comedy waiting for its Carole Lombard moment.
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