So that’s the when sorted. No word yet on how or why. Now there’s a question I’d like to have answered. Why? Because he was bored, God created the Heavens and the Earth. For his senior cosmology project, God created the Heavens and the Earth. To fuck with Ederatz the Cherub, God created the Heavens and the Earth. I was leaning toward door number three for a while, but it’s been pretty quiet around here lately. In fact, it’s been nearly four years since I was fucked with on a truly epic scale. The whole apocalypse business turned out to be something of a bust;[1] Heaven couldn’t get its act together, and Lucifer’s plans to destroy the world didn’t pan out either. If Mercury is to be believed, the End is still coming, but it’s about ten thousand years off—and in any case Mercury said it’s one of those “not with a bang but a whimper” deals. Of course, he also claimed that the world ends with a ping-pong match between Job and Cain, so it’s hard to know how seriously to take him.
