4 It Takes Brains to Be a Sub You know what it means when your teacher gets sick? It means you get a substitute teacher! Yay! Having a sub is cool because you don’t have to do work or learn anything. You can do whatever you want. It’s too bad teachers can’t be sick all the time. Then school would be fun. I pulled out a comic book and put my feet up on my desk. This was going to be the greatest day of my life. But you’ll never believe who ran into the door at that moment. It was a lady dressed up like a clown and riding a unicycle! She ran right into the door! “Ouch!” said the clown lady as she got up off the floor. “That hurt!” Everybody laughed, because it’s always hilarious when people crash into things and fall down. Nobody knows why. If you ask me, there should be a TV station that shows nothing but people crashing into things and falling down all day long. That would be cool. “Hi boys and girls!” the clown lady said. “My name is Miss Kraft.” “Are you a clown or a teacher?”
