This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of the author. *** An Excerpt From the Book: “Why did you book this entire room? Too good to eat with the regular people?” I asked, somewhere into my fourth glass. Rick scoffed. “Well no. But I hate noise and interruptions. Don’t you?” And like ill fate, I heard the ringtone of a phone. It buzzed on the table next to him. He stopped, sat up straight and picked it up to look at it. Then, to my astonishment, he screwed up his face, turned the phone upside down, and dropped it into his drink. I think that’s the moment when I decided I wanted to jump him. Rick ordered dessert. I ordered iced coffee. And I kept shaking my head no when he offered me a bite of his mud cake, even though I secretly wanted to feed it to me like in one of those cheesy chick flicks.
