I put my face into my palm, embarrassed at my friend’s obvious drunkenness.“Isn’t that the cutest lesbian nickname?” Veronica is all smiles at her fiancé.“Let’s see a lesbian kiss then.”Did Craig-O just verbalise a strange request?“Come on, love!” Lara puckers her lips at the same time I’ve decided to raise my mortified head. “Let’s show them our post-vows smooch that we’re going to do at our wedding.”Oh. Okay. That is it. This is the final straw. Best friend forever, or not, Lara has taken things too far. There is no way I’m going to share a lesbian kiss with her. Not that I mind if real lesbians want to kiss in public. Or that I even mind straight women trying out same-gender snogging, it’s just not something I plan on ever doing with someone I’ve known basically all my life.I’m the sober one here. Lara doesn’t realise half the mortified feelings she’s going to wake up to upon sobering. “You’re a cheeky one, Craig darling.” Veronica slaps the back of her fiancé’s hand playfully.
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