Jake Nanny X Gets Taken for a Ride Some people run when they get scared, but that’s kind of hard to do when a coconut freak has a super-villain death grip on your shoulder. Other people throw up or get strength they never knew they had. I wished for that last one, which would also come in handy in case of a zombie invasion, but I didn’t get it. Some people start seeing things, and that’s what I got. Big Adam led me out of the bathroom and down the hall. We were almost to Mr. Strathmore’s office when I spotted this tiny, hairy guy. He was shorter than Big Adam, and he was totally, completely, absolutely naked. Mr. Strathmore was next to him, lying on the ground. He was either taking a nap right there on the floor, or else someone (the tiny naked hairy guy?) had knocked him out. When we reached them, Big Adam stopped. “Well done,” he said, which was strange, because people don’t usually talk to other people’s imagination. “Woooooooowwww!” said Tiny Naked Hairy Guy. I blinked.
