Stofer’s naw the worst cunt in the world. Course, he his his flaws, who disnae? He wis brand new but when ah needed him. Drew me a great wee map, wrote doon the name an’ address ae a Spanish guy fur me, gave me two keys an’ tellt me tae be careful, naw tae fuckin break anythin an’ tae turn the water aff again when ah wis leavin. Afore ah did leave, ah wis tae tell this Hector guy that wis me goin so he knew the hoose wis empty. Ah didnae hiv tae clean it, Hector’s wife wid dae that. Who’s this Hector guy? The guy at the address ah gave ye. He looks eftir the hoose. Look, there, ah wrote it doon fur ye. Ah know. Whit kinda guy is he but? He’s cool. Ye’ll see fur yirsel. He lives next door, practically, in whit used tae be the chapel hoose. Say hi fae me. When ah got hame, Regula wis awready there. Ahd pit a key unner the plant fur her.
