Neighborhood Watch: The Adventures Of Dick Ryder - Plot & Excerpts
So far I’ve considered them gifts. I’m going to tell you what they were in a minute. But right now I’ve got an adventure I want to get to. Some folks, those who are unkind, think I’m a whore. But that’s unkind. I just love women and I love making love to them. I love fucking them and bringing pleasure into the world. If you’re a prude you’re not going to understand that. But you’ll get a vicarious thrill out of my adventures. I’m sure of it. Most men want to be me and most women want to be with me. My name’s Richard Ryder. But you can call me Dick. I live in a small sleepy neighborhood in your average town. Fact is; I could be your neighbor. And this is where things get interesting. See, I was at home on a quiet Sunday morning minding my own business. Well, as much as I can mind my own business, when the doorbell rang. I guess I should back up a minute. You see, this woman had moved into the house across the road from me. She was single and smoking hot. Well, to me she was.
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