LIONS AND TIGERS AND MURDER ... OH MY. — When unemployed copywriter Leigh Koslow gets the opportunity to become a partner in her own agency, she leaps at the chance. But she still needs one thing to get her fledgling business off the ground -- cash. Luckily, she lands a part-time job at the local zoo, and finds that the veterinarian is none other than Mike Tanner -- whom she had a crush on as a teenager. Except now Leigh is all grown up, and Tanner is no longer married....But Leigh's hopes for romance are soon dashed when she stumbles on a grisly sight -- one of the tigers with a human leg in its teeth. The fact that the victim was Mike's ex-lover is bad. The fact that she was also Leigh's high school archenemy is worse. The only thing on Leigh's side is that the victim was one of the most detested people in town. But as Leigh investigates, she learns that Dr. Tanner's charms may be only as real as crocodile tears ... and that if the police don't put Leigh away, the real killer just might....