Ninja Versus Pirate Featuring Zombies - Plot & Excerpts
A week later, it feels like years, but it’s been just a week. Every moment without Baby Doll15 is stretched out of all proportion, like the belly of a woman who’s very pregnant; the moments are weighty, unwieldy, awkward, uncomfortable, and frightening. I have only my faith to see me through these dark days, and since my faith is sort of dark too, I don’t really see much, but I keep going (like a polar bear swimming to an imaginary ice-cap), partly because I don’t have the courage to kill myself, and partly because I am, and always will be, a hero, intent upon ending human suffering. Okay, I won’t always be a hero intent on ending human suffering. I mean, when I end human suffering, I’ll stop trying to end it. If I don’t, it’ll be weird. People will be like, “It’s so sad; he doesn’t know it’s over.” But I won’t let that happen. When it’s over, I’ll stop trying to end it, and I’ll just kick back and relax with all the humans whose suffering I’ve ended.
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