Raising Chickens For Dummies (2009) - Plot & Excerpts
well it was with bated breath I awaited this books arrival into my life.would it stand up Storey's Guide to Raising chickens? Would I be as captivated? as Utterly Engrossed as I was during my Storey's guide read.The only answer now I can summon, is yes!!Right from the start it pulled me in! What is the joy of chicken raising? I found my answer. How do I house them? I found the shelter I desperately seeked. As each paged turned I found myself looking at the world through the eyes of the chicken. In essence I had become one with the chicken. I began to scratch through the book hunting for more and more juicy morsels to peck from its highly detailed pages. And then I came to the section on Breeding. The cocks in this book put Christian Grey to shame! No red room of pain needed. want pleasure mixed with pain? need to be controlled and tamed? Try a 12 pound cock on your back digging with talons as he has his way with you. when he is done he leads you to your home and carefully monitors your every need as you raise his mighty brood. I know as I type these words E.L. James is feeling her body clench deliciously in places she never knew existed before. And as a single solitary tear falls from her cheek and alights upon my humble review of this amazing book, I can only hope it inspires her to dig deeper into her characters as Kimberley Willis and Rob Ludlow have done with their book.Every question answered. Every want is met. I know the chicken. I am the chicken. Thank you Kim. Thank you Rob. The star rating given reflects my opinion within ‘the official goodreads rating system’.1 star: Didn’t Like it2 stars: It’s Okay3 stars: Liked it4 stars: Really Liked it5 stars: It Was AmazingI don’t really give a rat-fuck that there are some who think I ‘owe’ an explanation for my opinion. Nope, nada, and not sorry about it.Sometimes I may add notes to explain what my opinions are based on, and sometimes I don’t. I do this for me, on my books, in my library and I don’t ‘owe’ any special snowflakes a thing. Fuck off if you don’t like it and stop reading my shit.Particularly given the ‘modifications’ to reader’s personal content going on (and outright censorship), unless particularly motivated I will not comment in detail. It would help if GR was forthcoming in the new ‘appropriate’ and would make a site-wide announcement delineating the new focus from a reader-centric site to one that is now for authors and selling.
What do You think about Raising Chickens For Dummies (2009)?
Very informative and easy to read. great for the complete novice (like me).
—Amelia
A pretty great book if you are thinking of raising chickens.
—elizabeth
