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Salmonella Men on Planet Porno: Stories (2008)

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ISBN
0307377261 (ISBN13: 9780307377265)
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English
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pantheon

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I really enjoyed this book, but I feel somewhat torn about trying to give it a rating (I'd say 2.5 ish?). There's a decidedly male voice throughout the stories; I think I might go so far as to say that "maleness"/masculinity is a characteristic of nearly every story. Tsutsui's characters cannot be called heroes--so I can't just say that this book is full of pumped up male characters. That's not the case. It's quite the opposite, really...most of the characters are depraved, desperate, or transformed into automatons by their daily struggles. But while the men in these stories seem to "suffer" in existentially varied ways, I noticed that the women seemed...flat. They are angry housewives, faceless pregnant women, stuck-up rule followers. They are tyrannical. Their "suffering" is limited to the pain of having a husband who doesn't make enough money, or who doesn't have sex with them as often as they'd please. This characterization got old pretty fast, and I kept hoping for a female character (at least one!) with some depth, some intelligence, some sense of humanity (not just "woman-ness"). But that never happened.Hands down my least favorite story was "The World is Tilting." It's about a feminist society, on an island, that begins to tilt into the sea due to some faulty engineering. Rather than evacuating the city the mayor decides it would be better not to tell anyone. The devout feminist followers of the mayor stick around, going so far as to shoot anyone who tries to leave. I don't want to spoil it (heh), but ultimately this story seemed to be a pretty harsh and strangely constructed jab at feminism. Although the society is described a number of times within the story as "feminist", I saw no indication of it, or the characters, exhibiting any feminist characteristics or values (broadly construed) whatsoever. Aside from having a female mayor, the society in this story seems pretty similar to the reality presented in Tsutsui's other stories. Needless to say, I was confused. Maybe it was a weird translation error, since the term "feminist" seems so arbitrarily inserted into the story; maybe I'm missing something, or maybe this completely non-representative depiction and criticism of feminism was totally intentional (in which case...I'm still confused).Interestingly, "The World is Tilting" is far from the most ridiculous story in this collection (maybe that's part of why it fails). Most of the stories are surreal, gritty, and disturbing--my favorite kinds of stories. The title story (really more a novella), is pretty excellent. The very short story "Bravo Herr Mozart!" was also one of my favorites.If you grit your teeth and try to ignore all the troubling, heartless housewives, then you'll find some dark, humorous, and bizarre stories in this collection. Or, if you think all women are evil, then you'll get a kick out of it too.

This book is weird. There's really no other word for it. I was drawn to it because of its title, and it proved even more outlandish than I anticipated.It's a collection of short stories, all of which contain some bizarre or fantastical elements. It's very much a mixed bag. Some of the stories are great. Some are dire. Most are somewhere in between. I particularly enjoyed 'Bad for the Heart', which features a neurotic narrator whose obsession with medicine for his psychosomatic heart condition takes over his life, and 'The Last Smoker', which takes concern for health to a crazy and amusing conclusion. 'Rumours About Me', in which an ordinary office worker suddenly finds himself being reported on in the press, is also excellent.The title story falls flat, and is far too long. Sadly it's the last one in the collection, so it ended on a pretty damp note. But it's not as bad as 'The World is Tilting', which is a truly shocking slice of misogynistic trash. In fact, most of the stories I disliked - including the weak opener, 'The Dabba Dabba Tree' - contained an element of crappy gender or sex commentary. Then there were a lot of stories that were mediocre. I imagine I'll be hard-pressed to remember much of the content of this collection in a couple of months' time.The translation work here is generally pretty good. However - and this is a problem I come across a lot in translations from Japanese - the dialogue is often rather stilted. Characters use jarringly old-fashioned phrases, and talk in a noticeably strange fashion. I see this often enough in Japanese works that I don't know if it's a translation issue or a cultural one, but it can make for an awkward read. The arguments in this collection are particularly poor. But then again, Japan is a pretty crazy place, and maybe it all makes sense in the original language!

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This was a different and interesting book. As I said several times before, I am enjoying a lot reading book from Japanese writers, or about Japan, as they are so different from ourselves and our culture that sometimes it doesn’t even seem we live on the same planet. And that’s why I feel we cannot appreciate these short story on the same frame of values as our occidental culture, we have to be more open minded. We can immediately see that on an opening line of the first short story: Yes, we were still using a double bed even after five years of marriage. Well, our bedroom was rather small. There wasn’t enough room for two beds.This already hinted me that I was in for a treat.Some of the stories were amazing, like the Daba Daba Tree, Rumours About Me, The Edge of Happiness, The Last Smoker, and the one that gives the title to this book. They had this surrealness about them, but at the same time we can see our day to day life being unfolded, and it’s amazing how they also have this timeless quality, as if they could apply to humanity as a whole on any given time of History.It is a book well worth reading and discovering. You need to like reading short stories, and you need to be prepared for some awkwardness, but if you pass all that, prepare to be amazed. “We lived through the horrors of war, survived post war austerity, and for what?” Asked Kusakabe. “The richer the world becomes, the more laws and regulations are imposed on us and the more discrimination grows. And now we are not free at all.”
—Sonia Almeida

I've often thought that if I placed my left foot forward first instead of my right or sneezed 3 times in a row and held in the 4th or hiccuped and coughed just right, reality would probably shift a little to the side revealing a parallel reality, a reality that would at first appear slightly screwed and skewed but then would feel just like any another humdrum reality. I often think of such silly things. I often get the hiccups.Tsutsui evidently hiccuped and coughed just right. This book of stories may at first seem absurd but when you stop and think about it, they could be the real thing. Isn't our reality absurd? Some of the stories though totally outlandish seemed familiar. Like any book of short stories some fall flat and some are just brilliant. The title story falls in between.And now as my little fingers peck at this keyboard creating symbols that appear as insults to a tribe of people living in the remote jungles of Borneo I'm thinking I should have released that 4th sneeze.
—Brian

Salmonella Men on Planet Porno is a collection of varied tales which all have a bizarre or surreal angle (some more than others). I actually hadn’t planned to read it yet, but couldn’t resist just trying the first story about a strange plant – the dibba-dabba plant - which, if placed at the foot of the bed, causes its owners to have erotic dreams. The dreams are so life-like the dreamers aren’t sure any more what’s a dream and what’s real, and even meet other dibba-dabba owners having dreams of their own. The story was sufficiently weird and amusing to hook me in and before I knew it I’d read the whole book.Despite the book’s name, most of the stories aren’t sexual in nature, and none of them are particularly explicit. The title story comes at the end of the book and is more of a theory of evolution couched in story form than anything else. It’s the longest tale – more of a novella actually – and concerns a group of scientists on a mission to a distant planet, nicknamed Planet Porno because all the flora and fauna seems more driven by sex than anything else. I found this story a little tedious, and in general found the stories towards the beginning of the book to be much stronger.My favourites included a war pastiche in which a soldier to commutes to the front daily, a poignant story about the drudgery of life in which a man and his family spend a bank holiday at the seaside and end up wading like lemmings out to sea with thousands of others who have chosen to do the same, and a strange tale of a man who takes a train to a hidden mountain village and takes part in some very unusual festivities there.As an introduction to Japanese weirdness, this was great and has definitely left me with an urge to dig deeper. I loved the slightly jokey style, and imagined the stories being read to me in gleeful tones by a grinning narrator. However, the stories themselves were very much hit and miss, and there were a few too many duds in amongst them for me to really rate the book highly. I’ll give it three stars, but I’d like to try a full-length novel by Tsutsui and see how he might develop some of his highly original ideas into something a big meatier
—Sophia

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