QUIZ: DO YOU HAVE Cancer? 1. It’s the middle of class and your crush looks over to see you: A. Texting him! B. Paying attention to the teacher. Come on— it’s class! C. Picking at a large new mole that has recently developed on your forearm! 2. When you’re out with your friends, you are: A. Gossiping about the cute new boy in fourth-period bio! B. Sharing negative cancer test results over some Frappuccinos (pumpkin fraps, come on—it’s fall, sluts)! C. Bleeding from your tumors, you total slut! (Bleeding from tumors = getting to “second base”!!) 3. If you could change one part of your body, it would be: A. Your abs and/or abdominals! B. Your C-section scar, you postnatal slut! C. The lumps you recently found in your left breast, aka Thelma ;) (Finding a lump in your breast = getting to “first base”!!) 4. You and your guy are curling up on a snowy night. What do you do? A. Kiss a little, nothing further—you’re a good girl, you’re no slut ;)!
