Seven Good Reasons Not To Be Good - Plot & Excerpts
Virtue is collaboration with the oppressors, and collaboration with the oppressors is a vice. Virtue is vice. So grow up. Matt “Afternoon, sir.” “Afternoon, um, Albert. Really, it’s afternoon already?” “Yessir.” “Oh dear. The Danforth please.” It’s gotta be safe by now. Matt’s got a new symptom today—a dull pain in the centre of his chest—but that’ll just be tension. Or maybe it’s his heart, but who cares? He’ll die (two hours he’s been famous and it’s about to finish him off!), but he won’t kill anybody. No, it’d take a greater hypochondriac than Matt, it’d take a truly world-class hypochondriac to convince himself he’s infectious today. What was that old joke of Zane’s? This month’s meeting of Procrastinators Anonymous has been postponed indefinitely, hardy har. Zane, who couldn’t procrastinate to save his life. The plan is to drop in and stun the guy, then retreat to the hotel for one last night with Kate. Matt executes a few kapalbhatis, a few Cleansing Breaths.
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