Stay At Home Dad 03-Father Knows Death - Plot & Excerpts
The kitchen smelled like scrambled eggs and coffee.“No luck?” I asked, kissing her cheek.“None,” she said grimly. “I’m moving to Operation Hot Sauce now.”“Is that my new nickname?”She produced a bottle of orangish-red liquid from the fridge and held it up. “This is my new boyfriend.”“I’m a little jealous, but I think I can take him.”She unscrewed the cap and covered her eggs with the liquid. “I’m going to chase the baby out with hot sauce. It’s going on everything I eat today.”“Everything?”“Everything.”“I don’t recommend ice cream, then.”She shoved a forkful of sauce-soaked eggs into her mouth. “Everything.”“You’re sure that’s okay for the baby?” I asked.“The hot sauce?” She rolled her eyes. “Yes, Deuce. It’s fine.”“Okay . . .”She narrowed her eyes at me. “I know what I’m doing here. The sex, this . . . all are tried and true methods for natural induction.”“Sort of like the Drano test was supposed to predict we were having a boy when you were pregnant with Carly?”The Drano test involved adding a few drops of the chemical cleaner to Julianne’s own urine and, then, based on what color the urine changed to, we’d know what gender our child was going to be.She ate another forkful of eggs.
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