Straight People: A Spotter's Guide To The Fascinating World Of Heterosexuals - Plot & Excerpts
For example, all Heterosexuals have seen the James Cameron movie Titanic, and if you ever come across a Heterosexual who claims he hasn’t, then he’s either lying or has suffered a serious case of amnesia, in which case, call 9-1-1 before it turns into a situation like the movie Fifty First Dates starring Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler, a movie about a guy who falls in love with a girl who has suffered amnesia, and every time they hang out he’s forced to make her fall in love with him all over again. If there’s one thing more exhausting than Drew Barrymore, it is Drew Barrymore playing someone who can’t remember anyone she knows, where she’s from, or how to open a can of SpaghettiOs. Considering that all Heterosexuals have seen Titanic, take a look at this graph chronicling how they feel about the Academy Award–winning super hit that made Leonardo DiCaprio the fantasy of all teenage girls for most of the late 1990s. Or rather, until Ryan Phillippe came around. How Heterosexuals Feel about Titanic You see, while many Heterosexuals have their own take on Titanic, they’ve all seen it, and they all feel something.
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