Frank, the boys, and I were escorted to a shady grove outside the first-aid building to “relax” until they were released. Despite the lush scenery, comfy hammocks, and abundant shade trees, I could honestly say relaxing wasn’t even a remote possibility. “I was sure I had this all worked out,” I said, anxious for Eloise to rejoin us and get back to the relative safety of our hotel suite. “Now I have no idea what to think.” “I don’t want to say I told you so,” Frank said, “but—” “But you didn’t think there was anything to this whole situation at all?” “I never said that,” Frank said. “I said there was a logical solution.” I didn’t have to look at him like he was an idiot because both boys and the two assistants assigned to get us safely back to the hotel did it for me. “Any word on the missing GoPro camera yet?”