He let a cat out of a bag. At about the same time, Nico opened his sack. SCREECH! “What the hell was THAT?” Pete yelled beside me. For one second, the room was eerily silent. Then something flapped. It flapped again, big-time. SQUAWK! “Is that a pigeon?” said one of the girls. “That was no pigeon,” muttered Pete. “It’s a pterodactyl!” cried another girl. “Don’t be silly, Ang,” said another. “This is an art gallery, not a zoo.” The black cat went to full alert. His back arched and his fur stood on end. Then he pounced. “Fuck!” screamed Joey, who ducked just in time. Pauly shot up to the ceiling. But there was nowhere for him to land, so he just hovered there, screeching and screeching. “Who’s a horny bird! Who’s a horny bird! Squawk!” “That bird just talked!” said the reporter. He was really excited. “Get the bird on tape, Randy!” “Did that parrot just say what I think it did?” Pete asked. It was the perfect distraction. More people raced from the back rooms to see what the commotion was about.
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