The Attack Of The Killer Rhododendrons (2014) - Plot & Excerpts
IN THE FIRST MUZZY MOMENTS after waking, I could make absolutely no sense of the world around me. Lisa was on the other side of the king-sized bed, which virtually guaranteed that I had not died and gone to hell. Instead, it started to look as though I might have landed in Heaven. I spied a package of anti-malarial tablets on the bedside table, and so assumed that we were somewhere tropical. Wherever it was, we had gone in style. The room, five-stars or close to it, was decorated in dark wood and brass. Over the dull hum of a ceiling fan I heard the crash of surf, and after retrieving my eyeglasses I spied palm trees. Wherever we were, it was very exotic. All I needed now was a good book and a nice cup of tea. When it comes to an easy-reading book, it is hard to beat the Sherlock Holmes stories by Arthur Conan Doyle. When Doyle got tired of writing about the great detective, he turned his attentions to a dazzling array of other short fiction—dazzling mainly because it is so blindingly awful that even undergraduate students of English literature are not required to read it.
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