The Bare Bum Gang And The Football Face-Off (2013) - Plot & Excerpts
‘Me,’ said a voice we knew all too well. ‘Oh no,’ groaned The Moan. ‘What does she want?’ ‘Probably to rub salt in our wounds,’ said Noah. We all crawled outside to see. Jennifer was there, holding a big stick. I thought for a second that her plan was to whack us with it, probably as a way of making us weak for the Big Match, like when Delilah cut off Samson’s hair so he became rubbish at fighting, which is a story we did in RE. Up until then Samson was really cool, and slayed – which means killed – about a million Philistines, who were the baddies, with various weapons, including his bare hands and the jaw bone of an ass, which is a donkey and not your bum. I walked forward to talk to her, as I was still the Leader for the time being. I kept an eye on her stick, in case she made a sudden swipe. ‘What do you want, Jennifer?’ Her hair wasn’t in its usual volcano shape today, and it actually looked quite normal. It went down instead of up, which, if you ask me, is the right way for hair to go.
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