The Curse Of The Campfire Weenies (2011) - Plot & Excerpts
I can’t help it. The rest of my life is pretty miserable, but when I’m eating I’m happy. I try to be happy as much as possible. The kids in school call me Fat Face. They call me worse things, too. And they tease me. They’ll run up behind me when I’m walking home and poke me real hard. They know I can’t catch them. It’s a good thing for them I can’t run fast. If I caught one of them, I’d pound him until he said he was sorry. I tried to lose weight. Heck, I tried a hundred times. I just can’t stay on a diet. The worst problem is the older kids. They’re too big for me to hit. And they love to torture me. Especially Ronald Volger. He’s two years older. He’s been kicked out of school five times. He thinks he’s so cool because all the girls say he’s good-looking. He acts like he’s some kind of movie star. I was walking home from school when Ronald snuck up on me from behind. I was just about to unwrap a Choco-Squirt bar. It’s my favorite. Nice, gooey chocolate, with caramel crème and little hard pieces of that buttery candy.
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