The Darker Side Of Mummy Misfit #2 - Plot & Excerpts
as she replaced Desmond in his cage. PM Ned seems to be spending more and more time at work lately. Possibly because I’m always chasing my tail but probably because he knows we’re not likely to be having sex any time soon. I’m not proud of my lack of interest but it’s just the way it is at the moment - not a spark or a glimmer of desire. Frigid, that’s me. Get me to a nunnery. Thursday 13th November Patience has proved to be worth her weight in gold in the fair organisation. She happily approaches mums at the school gates and attempts to enlist their services. She’s also very good at ignoring their snubs and readily accepting the eager offers of help from flirting dads. She’s single-handedly booked fifteen fantastic outside stall holders to sell their goods (calling in old favours from her creative friends), secured a bouncy castle and Buckin’ Bronco and sourced and bought all the prizes for the kids’ mini-games. “These bloody women will accept me if it kills me.” She said when she called me with an update. Didn’t have the heart to tell her that their acceptance will only really come when they find out who she is. And then, would it be worth anything? PM Had to put all fair business on back burner so that we could finalise details for the auction tomorrow night. At least we’ve already sold all the tickets for it so we can be fairly certain of raising a respectable amount. If I know the Manor Housers, once that competitive streak kicks in there’ll be no stopping them and their filthy lucre will be rolling into our coffers. Mwah, ha ha ha! Friday 14th NovemberAuction of Promises Actually went to a decent hairdresser’s today because that’s what ‘mummies with money’ do. Boy, now I know why that’s what ‘mummies with money’ do!
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