The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips - Plot & Excerpts
Its symbolism was new growth. Holly was thought to be a “male plant” (Um, “prick”…Get it?) whereas ivy was thought to be female. During Solstice, should one be brought into the home before the other, it would dictate who ruled the roost that year.Quaint, ain’t it?At the same time, holly was thought to ward off evil spirits. Used properly, this is more than a myth. It’s a fact. Should something evil come your way, smacking it in the eyes with holly will make it howl in pain and run away.So will buckshot, but there’s no symbolism in that. Still, there is always room for new traditions. Despite its halls being all decked out in boughs of holly, you’d think Acme was a funeral home, what with all the long faces.This is to be expected, now that it’s been confirmed Carl has the MANPAD.Despite the efforts of two crackerjack Acme assassins.Jack and I are sitting in the two chairs opposite Ryan’s desk. Don’t’ ask me why, since he’s been pacing the floor of his office, like a lion who hasn’t been fed in days.He’ll be chewing and spitting out one of us, that’s for sure.I don’t plan on it being me.I’m not the one who chose to sleep with the enemy.Jack has a lot of explaining to do.
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